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Florida Man

There are two things that I try to stay away from as much as possible in Mandatory Roller Coaster: current events and meme humor. Nothing ages worse than “topical” humor and there are already 1,000,000,000 people doing the whole meme thing that it’s not really worth exploring to me.

HOWEVER, recent events have prompted me to change my mind, at least this once. I present to you… Florida Man, the worst superhero. Something that people forget about the state of Florida is that it’s in the South. States in the south have some of the weirdest, most meth-ridden crime reported. This is not a stereotype, this is reported fact. Want to amuse yourself for hours? Google “florida man” and watch the parade of uncomfortable, gross crime unfold before your eyes.

There is at least one “Florida Man” Twitter account… Bloggers are picking up on the phenomenon… This is clearly the next logical step, and if I didn’t do it, someone else would have.

There’s no shortage of material. I figure I’ll keep doing them until I get bored.

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